Jarl Kjaran Coldheart and the Heresy

[Rayray]

 

 

Ray and I play at a leisurely pace, often taking breaks after every single game turn. We discuss what happened, what could have happened, what was purely a mistake, all that crap. We often discuss tactics mid-turn as well, and coach each other for the best result...or the coolest result. We often play the Rule of Cool (which explains how the ambush of Lorgar occured)

 

 

The cookies man! The freakin cookies then come and ruin any good ol coachin!

[Dantay VI]

Damned Oreos and their crazy sugar rush.

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

It's actually a diabolical combination of:

 

Moon River Pizza for lunch

A family sized package of Chewy Chips Ahoy

A few "It's Not your fathers root beer" as the day progresses.

 

The more Ray has, the harder my army pounds the word bearers.

It's kinda funny

[Dantay VI]

I reckon next bat rep, you should do an end of player turn pic of Rayray, so we can see what state he gets into. :D

 

So does this mean the Ravens go into a starvation fuelled frenzy which gets ever more frenzied, the more the Word Bearers eat the munchies?

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

No way, I lose my cool more often than Rayray does.

The closet I've seen to Rayray losing his cool was the Bloodthirster getting blasted off the board by the tactical squad, after its failed charge.

 

I usually gamble on high risk high reward moves, and when they work it's beautiful but when it crashes and burns I get moody.

 

I try and keep ever body I have over either in a food coma, or just below a food coma.

[Rayray]

Bringing up the thirster again. Ugh..... need more food and a puff even at the thought...

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

Bringing up the thirster again. Ugh..... need more food and a puff even at the thought...

What Bloodthirster?

 

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/kieran_m/40k%20Battles/HH%20RG%20vs%20HH%20WB%204-9-16/2016-04-09%2019.39.18_zps2gwr4lub.jpg

[Rayray]

"Today, on Days of Our Warp Denizen Lives..."

[Dantay VI]

........ Lorgar did not cast Invisibility on Snuffy the Blood thirster who was taken down to China Town, by some Nike Anti-Air wearing Raven Guard

Edited April 12, 2016 by dantay_xv

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

Lorgar no longer has access to Invisibility.

[Dantay VI]

Is he forgetting spells after smoking too much warp-dust?

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

They updated his rules when the realized the monstorous stupidity of a Invisible primarch

 

Apparently he was dropping the other primarch too easily

[Dantay VI]

Still, all he needs then is some Tzeentchian allies or Bel'akor?

Even if he did make the uber death-star, I am guessing you'd just tarpit it, or throw speedbumps at it :)

 

And if he sunk a lot of points in it, the model count goes way down so you go for the other squishy stuff & objectives.

 

I need to get to Faves at some point to have a game... We go into town, get loads of haribo, and pepsi, then take out for dinner... Fun times

[Jerichus]

Is he forgetting spells after smoking too much warp-dust?

http://d2oah9q9xdinv5.cloudfront.net/cache/images/groups/1/3/2055/thumb_620x2000/the-trials-of-draigo.mp4.jpg

 

That warp dust, man.....

 

it does some Crazy stuff.

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

 

Rayray has done that before, uses belakor to hide a Bloodthirster against my Wolves

 

I aimed my vindicator tanks at unita just around the BT and clipped him in the blasts

[Dantay VI]

"Sir! Those chaos worshippers seem to be gathering around that empty oval, and there is no sign of the Great Daemon, Snuffy the Bloodthirster"

 

"Son, full orbital bombardment, target the empty oval!!"

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

That's just how my Wolves roll.

 

Just cause they cannot see you doesn't mean they cannot smell you

[Rayray]

It has happened, but I do generally tend to shy away from invisibility most of the time.

[Lord Blackwood]

Hey Ray Ray  I bet you  3 dollars my fanaticism  beats yers D:  
Get at me 

http://orig15.deviantart.net/850d/f/2013/033/e/9/black_templar_vs_word_bearer_by_fonteart-d5tk81i.jpg

 

No but seriously ,  I  feel like Lorgar didint quite do what he was supposed to for some reason.  All Ive ever heard was how good he is in duels wit other primarchs and it seems like Corax just sorta backflipped all over him.  

 

[Rayray]

It was user err. And I know your fanaticism doesn't beat mine. Mine is 200+ cultists worth of fanaticism.

[Lord Blackwood]

Godfrey  once Fired a Dreadhammer Siege shell into a field hospital of renegades because "a man dosent need legs to pick up a firearm." 

O  w O  

[Rayray]

Anytime you're game for collection hammer my friend, I'll schedule a weekend off from life. I'll zealot your zealot with a table of zealouts to practice zealoutry.

Edited April 12, 2016 by Rayray

[Jarl Kjaran Coldheart]

Lots of talk there BW, why don't you come south and show some bite?

 

And Lorgar lasted 2.5complete rounds of combat against Corax, Concussed him twice, and did 4 wounds of damage.

 

He did enough when the fight came to him

[Dantay VI]

Ummm heret

 

Hey Ray Ray  I bet you  3 dollars my fanaticism  beats yers D:  
Get at me 

http://orig15.deviantart.net/850d/f/2013/033/e/9/black_templar_vs_word_bearer_by_fonteart-d5tk81i.jpg

 

No but seriously ,  I  feel like Lorgar didint quite do what he was supposed to for some reason.  All Ive ever heard was how good he is in duels wit other primarchs and it seems like Corax just sorta backflipped all over him.  

 

Ummm Heretic with bolt pistol facing off against Templar with no helmet.... I see an Indiana Jones moment coming up.

 

Still reckon Corax is concussed, defending Lorgar like that ;)

[Lord Blackwood]

you know i always wondered why primarchs arent immune to stuff like concussed blind etc